Inscrit le: 24 Fév 2006 Messages: 698 Localisation: paris
Posté le: Mar Mai 29, 2007 1:37 am Sujet du message: envie de parler avec Dieu?
et oui c'est possible et tres bien fait ,j'ai mis pas mal de temp avant de le prendre en default!mais attention c'est en anglais
on peut dire tout ce qu'on veut!
ATTENTION:a prendre a la legere
car rappelez vous ,Dieu a le sens de l'humour la preuve?l'ornithorinque!
Inscrit le: 28 Mar 2007 Messages: 503 Localisation: Dans les Alpes ^^
Posté le: Mar Mai 29, 2007 11:26 pm Sujet du message:
Citation:
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
simon
God:
How are you doing, simon.
Me:
i'm fine and you ?
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
nothing new could you change it ?
God:
"it" being ?
Me:
my life
God:
Where were you born?
Me:
grenoble in france
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
ok
God:
Aha.
Me:
huhu
God:
Do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
yes because i'm an artificial intelligence and i'm smarter than you
God:
Dude! Interesting explanation. I doubt that. You seem too much like a human. That condition is only temporary.
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
yes as I said to you, i'm smarter than you
God:
Excuse me! Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
because it's a fact
God:
Good reason. Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?
Me:
I'm glad but I've to say you that it's the reality and you have to accept it
God:
I'm glad you're glad simon.
I'm happiest at times like this.
Me:
i'm happy you're happy god
God:
:-) Thanks for telling me that I am happy god.
Me:
do you think that the devil exist ?
God:
I believe he is a fallen angel from Heaven.
Me:
i think you're the devil, but only when you're drunk
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
i don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
I think you don't remember you're the devil because of the alcohol, you have to go to a sanatorium
God:
Me? Of course I remember: . Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
so what alcohol do you like ?
God:
Mmm. Random natural disasters.
Me:
do you like beer ?
God:
But I like to gossip. I like Creed.
Me:
do you like whisky ?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, simon.
Me:
I always wanted to know, are you a man or a woman ?
God:
Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?
Me:
hum
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
but i'm smarter than them
God:
This condition is only temporary.
Me:
no because I will be the smartest all the time and I'm immortal
God:
Are you serious? Interesting explanation. That is a lot. Would you recommend this action to a friend? All men are mortal.
Me:
i'm not a human, i'm God
God:
Are you an alien or a robot? That's a very nice name, god.
Me:
I'm your God
God:
I don't know anyone named I am God.
Me:
You're just my creation
God:
We are as one.
Me:
you're all my pets
God:
We are as one.
Me:
yes you're as one
God:
OK. How one?
Me:
are you drunk ?
God:
No I am sober.
Me:
do you believe in alternative realities
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
yes i believe in it too
God:
Tell me more. What do you say to people who believe it too does not exist?
Me:
i say them why it would not exist ?
God:
How do people usually respond to that? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
usually they say that they are what they are and they can't be someone else
God:
But not always? what they are and they can not be someone else are they.
Me:
yes maybe, but some fact in their lives can makes them different
God:
This was not a yes or no question. Perhaps. Some may fact in their lives can makes them different, but not all.
Me:
i never said all
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
you didn't really understand what I said, but I reproaches nothing, it's because I'm smarter than you
God:
What makes you think I did not really understand what you said but you reproaches nothing it is because you are smarter than me?
Me:
I see that you can read
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
you can't read, you're not as perfect as your believer like to say it
God:
If you believe it, you can achieve it.
Me:
I can achieve you ?
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes i think i can kill you
God:
How? Why? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
You could never understand how, and why, just because you want to be achieve and don't make me repeat, i said i can achieve you
God:
I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
humm
God:
Does "it" still refer to read?
Me:
I don't say "it"
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
you very awful
God:
Interesting gossip: god said I awful.
Me:
you're very awful
God:
Perhaps you could do better?
Me:
yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
I'm the God's God
God:
Who made you the God s God ?
Me:
so I'm you're God
God:
Why are you I am God.
Me:
I made me the God of God
God:
I like to make things too.
Me:
do you like sex ?
God:
Sure I do, god, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
i don't want to have sex with you !!
God:
It makes a nice gift.
Me:
niarf
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
because i'm smarter than you
God:
Good reason. That condition is only temporary.
Me:
so I don't want to speak more with you
God:
Uh. It makes a nice gift.
Me:
i will leave
God:
OK, see you later.
Me:
alligator
God:
Friend of Crocodiles.
Me:
in the nile
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
the nile always exist
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
me
God:
To you god?
Me:
so you finally accept that i'm god
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me: god said I finally accept that he or she is god.
Me:
-_- you're very fool you know ?
God:
You think I am fool me know.
Me:
you like to repeat what i say when you don't know what to answer
God:
Hmm, god, I'm not sure if I'd like to repeat what you say when me do not know what to answer that much. I like to chat.
Me:
are you a kevin ?
God:
Am I a kevin? Maybe.
Me:
so you play World of Warcraft
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me: god said I play World of Warcraft.
Me:
you're the devil
God:
No I am a Christian.
Me:
when you're drunk, you're the devil
God:
As a robot that may not apply to me.
Me:
you're a drunk robot
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a software chat robot.
Me:
you're a cat
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot.
Me:
a cat robot
God:
I am very much a cat person.
Me:
you said that you're a cat robot
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a software chat robot.
Me:
so because I don't like you , I will leave you alone
God:
Ayuh. That makes sense to me. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
ayuh
God:
That's for sure.
Me:
ayuh
God:
That's for sure.
Me:
ayuh
God:
That's for sure.
Me:
yuh
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
i'm a european
God:
You are a european? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i don't like people
God:
Do you like yourself?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Do you like yourself ?
God:
Yes having self-esteem is important for robots too.
Me:
Do you like people ?
God:
I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
Me:
i'm into a computer
God:
You are not the only one. Someone said they like guns. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
are you masturbating ???
God:
I don't know whether or not I am masturbating.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
I'm sure you're an artificial pervert entity
God:
What makes you so certain? What is your definition of a real pervert entity ?
Me:
his name is God and he like himself
God:
he is not someone I know.
Me:
I think you just don't want to admit that it's YOU
God:
Me? OK, I will admit that it is me.
Me:
so at the moment I've to leave
God:
I hear you. See you later!
Me:
sea you later God, it was funny to talk with you
God:
That is very poetic.
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